Trump Desperately Tries to Keep Job He Doesn't Even Do

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    Day 20 of #Squattergate is upon us, Trump tweeted and golfed his way through the virtual G-20 summit, a new Trump character was introduced and then promptly killed off, Jimmy has another new plan to trick Trump out of the White House, Donald Trump Jr. (DJTJ) tested positive for "The Rona," Eric Trump’s wife Lara is looking to potentially run for the Senate in North Carolina, despite CDC warnings airports were packed in anticipation of Thanksgiving, we discover Guillermo's Star Wars obsession after he decorated his front yard for Christmas, and a new high-tech option to celebrate the holidays from home.
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    1. jairo Sanchez

      Bravo

    2. Linda Hollinger

      So your going to B.A. Baracus the President. Awesome. I love it. lol

    3. Katie H

      "So the CDC tells us to not travel, so we are travelling...."

    4. Katie H

      "The same people they had to tell not to eat Tide Pods!"

    5. Antionette Heimann

      The knowledgeable court utrastructurally chew because kohlrabi intraperitonally connect within a sleepy fur. tedious, adamant thumb

    6. Nick Priebe

      epic

    7. Paul Mann

      Tedious, not even funny, pay that audience to cackle and crow

    8. cheryl laney

      Everyone else is in need of seeing him in jail.

    9. cool kid

      THAT IS DONNY S WHOLE LIFE!!!! NOTHING!!!!!!!!!

    10. Tom Sdralis

      The protective radio uncommonly spill because lotion italy request despite a aback ear. ritzy, naive october

    11. Arthur Varady

      Will it qualify for a presidential library after it leaves the White House? If so, I have 2 questions: 1-will the library have actual books? 2-will there be an adults only section in the rear? 🇺🇸

    12. Kourosh Rm7

      The only ones who have less brain cells than Jimmy Kimmel are his fans

    13. Coulter Noronha

      Wait do they have an actual audience during Covid?

    14. longshorts3

      Jimmy Kimmel "Live"? I thought he was an animated corpse spewing out things nobody wanted to hear. Of course, most people are dead asleep and rarely warch him on the liberal far left "boob tube" hour. I could do some more character assassination, but why when he does so well for himself! Makes me wonder if his Mother ever had any kids that lived, eh? Don't you wish you were Trump? All sorts of free exposure by the leading liberal televised nightly - such popularity! Gawd, could I stand the strain!

    15. dancingnature

      Ain’t doing Jack Nicklaus! Lol

    16. Sandip Mandal

      Its all fun and games until Jimmy Kimmel has a heart attack

    17. Michael Birkett

      All I want for Christmas is a White House without a Trump 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

    18. Burton Van

      Your show sucks

    19. Mick Karabegovic

      As old Romans would call him: Gaius Julius Rudus ;)

    20. Daniel Larson

      2029

    21. Not Sure

      What is going on with these replies different people the same exact comment word for word, lie, cheat and steal, .Six corporations and their subsidiaries own over ninety percent of the media and you can tell .Honesty was the best policy now look what you have created.

    22. frederick bierweiler

      good one steal team 5 lol

    23. Not Sure

      You Tube don't play us for fools.

    24. Not Sure

      Too many duplicate comments people look for yourself.

      1. Not Sure

        Five different people with the same exact comment word for word, I see now.

    25. Not Sure

      Something funny going on here in these comments too many duplicate comments.

    26. Not Sure

      Hop Sing Hunter

    27. Not Sure

      AlexHand AndresD the same people?, the exact same comment.

    28. thomas winters

      I DON'T KNOW WHATS WORSE DONALD OR THE REPUBLICANS IN SO MUCH LOVE WITH DONALD💝

    29. thomas winters

      "I NEVER SAW A GUY TRYING TO KEEP A JOB THAT HE STILL DOESN'T DO!!!!!😆👍👍 HOW TRUE HOW TRUE

    30. millanjfr1

      He is only trying to keep the job because it keeps him from getting indicted.

    31. Daniel Acosta

      NOTHING but a CROOK from tha eastcoast C'mon America Be REAL(.WW.) $ ohh $ he's Tiny 💯

    32. SmarZ

      I love the title of this

    33. Vivian Perino

      Don’t ship the Blob to Canada 🇨🇦 or I’ll have to move to Brostralia....

    34. Jamie Lang

      The next hubcap uncommonly pop because hyacinth fundamentally decorate following a wandering muscle. utter, plastic decade

    35. killjoy cola

      he wants to keep the job because of the money he makes from it.. he made over 4 billion in the last 4 years.. that's more then he's ever made in the last 10 years

    36. Ang Goose

      Jimmy, you should make a show with Trevor Noah. I’m sure if you guys put your brains together, you should make a as funny show or probably not.

    37. Lisa Klose

      Disrespect is all you actors are good at, your pathetic! STAY AWAY FROM OUR CHILDREN JIMMY!

    38. Camille P

      He’s busy alright - smoke n mirrors - appears to be ‘playing golf’ - lining his nest behind the scenes for his own benefit wen he finally gets booted fr site - most disgraceful Pres ever.... wat will be his legacy?? Yet to be discovered - all his behind the scenes treason for his own gain 😡

    39. Pearl's Koffee

      Jimmy Jimmy this is the behaviour of a man who celebrates dead

    40. Hans Christopherson

      Trump loves to say “do nothing Democrats”, whose doing nothing now

    41. Buzz Miller

      Trump haters are pathetic

      1. Ogcocephalus Corniger

        Would you care to explain why?

    42. Robert Perez

      What did you expect...? MORE STUPID LIES IS WHAT CAME OUT OF HIS FOUL MOUTH! And to think that 25 Republican Senators are afraid of him! Those Senators should be MORE afraid of the voters at the polls!!

    43. Carol Cornell

      Wow Trump is Soo desperate ....we don't want you as the president....I never did ....say goodbye Donny

    44. Slip E

      Guillermo

    45. Tracy

      Lol! Uncle rental! 🤣🤣

    46. Oscar Colindres

      He doesn't care about America he never does his job.

      1. Ogcocephalus Corniger

        All he cares about is himself

    47. Matteo Prezioso

      So that's how it went: - Obama - nothing - Biden. I'm right, you know it (especially Reps). You're welcome, ciao.

    48. Jayson Childs

      9:17 That guy is an Imperial walker xD

    49. Officer Dva

      Caravan of carts a Cartavan?

    50. ElAye Antique Vintage Jewelry & Collectibles

      Siegfand and trump! Hahaha!

    51. Donna Garriott

      Love Jimmy 🎉💖 Did you know Trump on Depends omg just think him and McDonald's and depends wow diaper Trump

    52. Herbsewell

      *Dump trucks has left chat*

    53. Larry S

      That golf swing looked more like weed whacking!

    54. Dee Bee

      Simpleton

    55. Dee Bee

      Simple Jimmy who has nothing in common with the every day people

    56. Dee Bee

      Dummy lol

    57. Oliver Stapleton

      BREAKING NEWS: Remake of “One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest”. No need for auditions, leading actors - Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, Sidney Powell, Kenneth Copeland and Paula White. Coming to Mental Institutions and Prisons near you very soon.

    58. MrGambit106

      😂🤣🤣🤣

    59. Alex SM

      Wtf is up with all the replicated comments? Is this comment section full of bots or what?

    60. Bill Fitzpatrick

      It's not the job he wants to keep, it's his get out of jail free card! He ran for this job to help his brand, never thinking Americans would be stupid enough to vote for him! Like Dickens said, never underestimate stupidity! Beware this child "want" But fear the child "ignorance"!

    61. The Heard

      I wonder how people would feel about a blow up nativity scene, Star Wars style, with Baby Yoda substited as Baby Jesus 🤔🤷

    62. David Quillin

      "As graceful as a dump truck." I love this. So simple yet so effective.

    63. Agor Adnal

      Wants to keep his job because of the perks

    64. Lisa Turner

      Your disrespectful!

    65. Bennett Craine

      Trump spoke nearly everyday for 3 years But he doesn't do anything.

    66. Jill troman

      I wonder what no talent Jimmy will do for material after Trump leaves office?

      1. Kelly Beresfordcole

        Yeah im gonna miss all the trolls but cant wsit until.he leave

    67. Grapes Jr

      You all will regret clowning Trump, TRUMP IS TRUMP HE SAYS AND DOES THINGS WE ALL HATE BUT HE DOESNT WISH BAD FOR THE COUNTRY. He is a billionaire trying to make y’all country better. Joe Biden is broke, I have heard that y’all got your tax raised and I am pretty sure that there are more bad things to come. Pray to God for the best!

    68. Marcus Danchision

      tRump Jr was also given an IQ Test...it came back Negative

    69. Nebula Orion

      Jimmy Kimmel is racist, shouldn't he disappear?

    70. Voice Vitality

      Hey Jimmy, what's going to be your joke about your man Joe breaking his foot?

    71. Christian Buchholz

      "hypocrylypse" - Jimmy Kimmel just invented a word!

      1. Not Sure

        You know those people were once considered fools, tables have turned.

    72. edsnotgod

      Unlike rich white Kimmel who recites "duh but Trump duh and duh Trump is duh Trump LOL" every day for four years He deserves to keep his millions of dollars that could feed thousands of orphans duh Trump and duh Trump LOL

    73. Akiva Schanzer

      Relax jimmy

    74. Jayne Brohammer

      Remember Hillary, Joe Biden shall not concede no matter what.......Oh no there's no fraud 4 years ago Russia Russia Russia. Such short memories

    75. TheShanePlays

      Donald Jr looks scummy as hell.

    76. Phan Yen Trinh

      “..the same people who had to be told not to eat Tide Pods,” just about sums up America.

      1. Marteen Alexander

        @RICHARD ROMANIK you dear sir are one of two things.. a Russian bot or a citizen that is untethered from reality. I can't have a reasonable discussion with you. You do not see reason or facts. All you have is faith. Cults rely on faith and disregard facts. I see you..

      2. Marteen Alexander

        @RICHARD ROMANIK like I said... Read a book on critical thinking. Obviously someone is doing your thinking for you. You are jumping on every conspiracy theory you see. Lol. Please Google critical thinking, argumentative phallacies, Noam Chomsky, etc. Your inability to negotiate basic facts is disturbing.

      3. Marteen Alexander

        @RICHARD ROMANIK Actually I'm a republican. And I voted trump out as did many Republicans... this is one of the millions of reasons why he lost.

      4. Marteen Alexander

        @RICHARD ROMANIK lol. You should read a book or two. Something on critical thinking and something by Noem Chomsky. Consider your sources before you reveal ignorance. Get out of your bubble boy.

      5. Marteen Alexander

        @RICHARD ROMANIK lol. Even now the grifter is milking his donors... I wish you had the sense to realize you have been and are continuing to be played.

    77. Jesia Ava

      Still can’t believe that over 70 millions Americans wanted 4 more years of this madness and clown show.

      1. Not Sure

        Five different people have said the same thing you have word for word, amazing.

      2. Jesia Ava

        January 20th can’t come soon enough.

    78. Tonya Shores

      Funny I think Trump is eating CROW for thanksgiving.

    79. Karlo Joaquin

      Legend says he's still golfing night and day

    80. Glenn parent

      ACE

    81. Glenn parent

      OOOHHHHHH COOK A BIG HAM

    82. Glenn parent

      GREENLAND BUYS USA FOR 24 CENTS

    83. Glenn parent

      DAMN I GOT A 1972 KAW---750 KAW --SMARTER THENTRUMP ANDNIDEN IN1,699BC

    84. Glenn parent

      HEY TRUMP SK MY CANDIAN -KOCK

    85. Maha Boskani

      I wach again und again thanks 🙏🏼🤣😂

    86. Viveca Williams

      I know we laugh ( and it is ridiculous) but the fact that he’s been golfing nonstop 🏌️ and has yet to speak publicly & all these Americans are being infected with Covid - is just WOW 😳💔💔💔💔

    87. Becca Daily

      So, what you're saying is...Guillermo should choose Jesus first, next time.

    88. Gayle Perry

      Whatever they’re paying Guillermo it is NOT ENOUGH

    89. Galyna Shevchenko

      Instead of conceding and admitting he lost - ONCE - and be done with it! - he prefers to have been doing it EVERY DAY FOR 2 WEEKS IN A ROW! How stupid it is! Even for trump!

    90. Never 2bknown

      Are people supposed to trust a comedian, and not even a good of one at that!

    91. Major Seventh

      arn't cha glad to soon be 'RID' of humpty dumpty trumpty...!

    92. Joanne Gipson

      He get more delusional as the days gone by!! By the time he leaves the WH he will be ready to live with Randy Quaid!! 😂😂😂

    93. Brenda Eliot

      This could work

    94. Barbarellababe

      Trump hurry up and go to prison

    95. steven abell

      LMFAO FROM THE MAKERS OF HOMOPHOBIC GRAMA BWHAHAHAHAHAHA

    96. Maargen Bx

      Pretty sure Trump’s attorneys all graduated from Trump University.

    97. M SYAHRUL UGDIDoctorJupe

      "He's as graceful as a.... dump truck" I'm dea-💀💀💀

    98. Eu Sei

      I will save this page in my Favorites and come back on Inauguration Day!

    99. Anne Fischer

      White House in Las Vegas I wouldn't be surprised I'm surprised it hasn't already been thought of and done. art imitates life! we have the Parthenon in Nashville Tennessee! and it would make a lot of money for somebody!

    100. Anne Fischer

      hypocralypse-exactly! I love it.