I play video games too much. I might not be the best, but I do have hot elbows.
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First Meeting [Dream SMP]
Hónapja
The Main Character of Dream SMP
Hónapja
I Ruined Skeppy’s Video
2 hónapja
It ends today. [Dream SMP]
3 hónapja
becoming unbelievably rich [Dream SMP]
3 hónapja
Dream SMP But I Troll Skeppy
4 hónapja
The Fall of Manburg [Dream SMP]
4 hónapja
Dream SMP: The Red Festival
5 hónapja
Skyblock: Potato War 3 (FINALE)
9 hónapja
Skyblock: Potato War 2
Évvel
I saw a poll and it said who is better and dream won the vote😡
"ChandlerHallow"hey peeps
Makes me wish I even owned Java edition
*b o n k*
I'd like to imagine they told Technoblade one hour in advance because he's the Batman of Minecraft prep time and he's one of those people that just gets exponentially more dangerous when he's aloud to think.
Wwwwaaaaiiiiitttttt..... Whitelisted is Deo’s alt. I’m onto you now blade....
Uwuqjbevhak
The only person to yell “NOOOOOO” when they win
I like how Techno’s always mined blocks with both hands instead of one
Aww she reminded me when I was younger my brother used to play Minecraft i sat beside him saying “KILL THAT SHEEP” And same with GTA what ever was out in that time “KILL THAT OLD LADY” I swear I am ok now
My mans mental
Im everywhere
“I’ve seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this farm”
He could of just broke the chest and got the items out off it
Tech no 10mil sub lets goooo
Jk
Lol
I had counted 29 :D Also why am I JUST NOW seeing this LOL this was 7 years ago
rip in p
welcome 2021 recommended people!
I had a couple.
3:49 with captions on,you won’t regret it
Did i just hear a jojo reference
Techno killed APHMAU T-T
what if the parents of the family were orphans if he kills the parents of the family then the child will be an orphan....
Techno best youtuber because techno enjoys killing small kids in videogame and directly demanding money from viewers because he deserves it because he is best youtuber
TECHNO NEVER DIES
He has bedrock
When you realize that Squid Kid is verified but Techno isn’t
Techno sounds like a younger rick
All he has is a diamond sword not that strong -Technoblade
lol
“I’m gonna get like 2 and a half armor bars.” *Techno literally gets 2 and a half armor bars right after saying that.*
Sheeeeeeesh
‘Never fight a man with thousands of dogs and really good armor and weapons.’ Sun Tzu - The Art Of War, Probably
Germany and the Soviet Union bully Poland
His kneecaps go crazy 😂😂
Why am i getting recommended old videos Not complaining just confused
He clicked so fast, that the FPS of the camera didn’t pick it up
“In what way is this a government; it’s literally a book club.” Me, a book club board member: *sweats profusely*
*YES*
I can see his faceeee
What is MVP????🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕😅😅😅😅😅
Hey. Technoblade can duel again to dream and to prove your the best player in hol world
Techno is literally my fav u watch 2 videos and now like his videos more then anything
The kitchen looks as if they took a school kitchen and gave it good cabinets
This is 15 seconds. What a scam
Alternate title: British child gets bullied by 12 adults
BEAT VIDEO EVER
Why are we all arguing over wheat there is no hunger in this game. *goes and farms 500m potatos*
Who is here after Quackity’s stream to see the grave island
The intro is so good, the words are so simple and compelling.
broooo my boy tech sword got kilt got gunk ball
Idk If It is what the person meant, but ixi in portuguese means oops ir when something is wrong/not going the way they expected
why am I here? what lead me to this video after 5 years???
It could be 80 degrees (Fahrenheit) one day and the next there could be 4 feet of snow, no joke that’s happened multiple times this year.... 😒 it also got to -36 ish degrees (Fahrenheit again) This winter I wore shorts in 32 degree weather because it got so cold I hate my states weather it’s so inconsistent Sorry about my weather rant, hope you have a great day! 😊
The epic conclusion! back here to watch after the crown was dusted off for the fight with Dante.
This man has always had a fantastic sense of humor.
“If you can’t win a $10000 fridge go the $5000 one” -Sun Tzu the art of war
“pick up the pace losers, chop chop”
Are you turning 22 this year?
i found my 2 year old comment on this video, cool
Your content is amazing, and super funny I come back to watch this when I feel down.
Everyone:”so how many orphans have you killed?” Technoblade:”yes”
those that have treated me with kindness, i will repay that kindness tenfold. and those that treat me with injustice, that use me, that hunt me down, that hurt my friends-i shall repay that injustice a thousand times over
hahaha michael was also there
He even searched on the m- *box hits him* *1 second later* *dog comes*
Technosupport
To this day admins still have not fixed pig kit
:ooooo :OOOOOO
Another episode on *Will this be the newest high viewed video!! Made 6 years ago*
What I learned from this video: He is a highschooler and he has Dream What I didn’t learn from this video: what Technoblade looks like
First in my recommendations lmao I just woke up
Man. I can’t get enough of those elbows